Lame Jokes

 1. Ek Panjabi jab waiter ko tip dega tho kya kahega

Ele-Vator

2. Agar Koi Masi Dhoor Rati Hai, Tho Usse Kya Kahenge 

Pharmacy

3. What will you call a Crows Mother

Cro-Ma

4. If a Deputy General of Police doesn't take bribe, what will you call him?

Sharaf DG

5.  Meri friend Mallika ke samne se Lion aa raha tha, tho meri Bihari Friend ne Use Kya kha? 

Mallika Sher-aawat hai

6. Why do people not clap in Afghanistan

Kyu ki waha Tali-ban hai 

7. Maine Peri-peri fries 3/4 khaee, usse muje boto sari blessing mile, bata kyu?

Kyu ki peri-pona ho gaya                                                                       

8. Which Bollywood actress doesn't have any friend

Koina Mitra

9. I went for a holiday and I slipped, do you know why?

There was Greece

10. If you want to order prawns in a restaurant, how will you order?

Jinga-la-la

11. If no patients come to visit a Doctors place, what will you call it?

Clinic all clear

12. If you want to wish someone Good morning, from a rice farm, what will you say?

Super-bhaat

13. In which country drinking Tea is banned?

Chi-na

14. What do you call a person who sell stuff on a wheel cart?

Hawker?

Haaawww - Ker diya, aab bol...

15. What do you call a Chickens - father

Chicken Ka-baap

16. What do you call a Chickens mother

Chicken ki-maa

17. What do you call a dancing cow?

Gui-dance

18. If someone goes abroad and falls sick, what will you call him?

Forensic

19. Ear specialist doctor annual event is called?

Canes Festival

20. If someone's brother is head-strong, what will you call him?

Bro-chure